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DIGGING DEEPER

Do you have any phobias? since i was a kid i’ve had this recurring dream that dinosaurs were roaming the earth again. which, theoretically-- super cool. in practise? i really fucking hate t-rex horror stories, and i’ve died by t-rex like a million times now.

To date, what is your biggest achievement? being a new york times bestseller is kind of high up on that list. being able to grow my own azaleas’re another thing. every night i pat myself on the back for surviving another day, too, but that feels self-centric.

Do you have any regrets? lots of family-related regret, probably. life-wise, i’d say i’m okay. for the most part. i only regret maybe one or two big decisions.

What are your biggest desires? i could really go for a pizza if my nutritionist wasn’t harping on me. i also kind of want a dog? i think once upon a time i wanted to be a dad, but given the way my life’s turning out, i’ll settle for weird uncle.

Are you happy in Beaumont, or not? And why? it’s all right enough. i like how slow it is, easy. i also get to tend to a garden again-- i missed that when i moved from bristol back to nashville. people-wise there’re some good eggs and there’re some bad eggs, so it’s the same as anywhere else. i guess the weather’s also a lot easier on me than virginia’s weather was, i’ll give it that. and you can always hear yourself think in small towns... people tend to overlook that. but you know what they say about the grass being greener.

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introvert, intuitive, thinking, judging. (turbulent.) google says it’s called “the architect”. introvert’s moderate (53%). intuition’s slight (6%). thinking’s moderate (56%). judging’s distinct (59%). it’s more or less one of those “chooses logic over emotion” types, with an added ~*~secret whimsicality~*~ deep down... which the logic stamps out pretty easily.

fun facts: intj types’re 0.8% of the population, apparently. i don’t feel half as smart as this myer-briggs personality shit says i should be, though.

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